Amber Schilling
Malro,
You and I have things to discuss…
You had NO right to hand my son over to Sacra after his ascension to Death. You knew where he was to be placed and you deliberately chose your own god. You are being called out my FORMER friend. You need to learn that though you may hold fate blade, you are no prophet, and you try to act as such. You aren’t even his priest…you haven’t even earned that much. You need to get off your high horse and stop being a power hungry dog or I promise it will destroy you…
Queen Sir Ilkana Kietaro
Queen of Shimabora
Baroness of Ju’sem
Knight of the Star
PRIESTESS of Fonel
PRIESTESS of Reena
Acolyte of Jena
Acolyte of Sudami
Follower of Sacra
Loyal Demon Slayer for LIFE
Aug 1009 AA
To all who have been so fond as too write these sprite mails,
Keep doing it. They make me laugh. Even though I have a feeling that for once Fann is really just trying to help, his sprite mails, Salvo's, Sir Eagle's.. So witty and well thought out. No one will believe me. I am rude and commonly sarcastic and this is unlike me.. But seriously.
Noctaire Dor'Voxin who can't help for once but to laugh.
Fan Mordigan
Your comments only validate the Empire's argument. You're insight is not needed in this. Please remove it.
Sir Eagle of White Mountain
as some of you know, i am a seer,
now let me clear this up for you
salvo isn't lieing.
and the priestess hates me,
that second one wasn't a vision, it was an observation.
priestess's in general don't like me
sincerely
FAnn Mordigan
Lord Salvo,
It feels good to laugh again
Lord Dagger Arnoke
It is now clear to me that the empire is completely safe. There administration is acting purely in the best interests of its citizens; to suggest other wise was irresponsible and I deeply regret it. I'm drinking the water. So should you.
From the heart of A Priest of Traith Salvo Turrok By A Friend of all Worshipers
To all formally of the Destruction Mage's core and all those who remain.
Lord Solvo Ter'ak has attempted to scare you into believing that you will be hunted by us as we have hunted the Necromancers. We assure you that this is not the case now nor will it be in the future. There is no need for concern. Your abilities are welcome in the Empire of Coastaar. We have targeted Necromancer's in the past as part of a set target based on actions of their kind. We hold no ill will toward the Destruction Mage's of our great empire. If you have already fled the empire then you will be welcomed back in should you chose to do so.
From the Desk of the High Mage of Coastaar.
By command of the Empress
Noctair.
We request your presence at the Green Magic School Geonslel. Please come at your earliest convince.
Lazriodian, High Mage of Seenitory.
March 1009 AA
Fann. P.S. It's really not hard to try and make yourself look good. I don't think anyone will fall for your attempt to sway them in your last message.
Fann,
Please read the following and and answer accordingly.
1.Have you ever slaughtered a child
2.Are you a race that secretly has violent natural tendencies?
3.Are you or are you not writing the world physical weakness's of certain individuals?
4 Did you write a message about how a man named Bardock, apparently is going to die a horrible violent death that you assure?
5.Did you tell a few people that you would set them on fire to keep yourself warm?
I have been there and done that. You are most definitely violent and most likely evil. Trust me. Unfortunately I really can't think of.. well, anyone who can compete on the way that I have in the "violent and evil" category. It's quite hard to not notice, regardless of whether you or I are trying to repent. Walk in the park? Yes. I have power you could never dream of. I have a deal, I suppose I could make. It will purge you of you violence and ability to sway to evil. You must stop fighting. I recommend you sell all your belongings to acquire a good amount of money. If you have a lot of money you can buy your dream house, and live of of it. I also recommend giving all of your dark abilities to Rena. Besides making you weaker, so that you don't have as many urges to do things, it will probably release some of the dark thoughts in your mind. Rena is not dark. Dark worshiper sound's kind of silly when you worship her, doesn't it? Move into the home you buy. Live a quiet life, Don't fight, and most of all stop writing the notes. I even have a deal for you. If you do this, I will actually buy your stuff. Give you a really nice house with a bunch of nice things, and a consistent amount of income. Otherwise.. Yes, I will kill you. Quick and hopefully painless, I will remove you from the world. Maybe you are suffering.. Maybe I will be doing you a favor. I won't be sacrificing you to the true Death God though. I don't think Damian would treat you very well. I will give you to Rena. I am about 75 percent sure she will accept you. You sort of had the right idea.
-Love Sage =)
ok people , beasts, siblings.
the demon slayers are holed up and jusem and they need help
there's demons and a very slight advantage due to tunnel feeding.
I've been consulting with my employer and we are taking steps to take action in the most effective manner possible.
so if your near the area please go help, and if you don't want to then go do it anyway and be prepared to receive a reward from me [ten gems]
much love,
fann mordigan
p.s. brother....if you have an issue then feel free to kill me.
i am prone to useless displays of violence and a undeservedly large ego.
besides killing me is an easy task. it will be like a walk in the park for you.
but i don't understand why you would feel it necessary to do so.
i am finally human and in addition to my anticipated assistance in the jusem issue i am on a mission from the priestess of Reena.
so if you feel my death is a necessity to the forces of good in this world i only ask that you sacrifice me to the true death god so that i am not forced to once again to join minds with my diabolical counter part vain, an so that i am not sent to a dismal world of spite
Fann,
I think I speak for every when I tell you to stop talking. You are helping no sides. All you are doing is stirring up trouble. You have done to many bad thing's to be a good follower of Rena. It's not even that. It's the fact that you haven't even really repented. No one including yourself I hope, actually believes you are trying to change. You are the least respectable man I have ever met. I am ashamed to have you as a brother. I don't even accept you as a brother do to all the betrayal, and that's all you do. No one will ever trust you. And it's time that someone who can't be controlled by you say's something. Continue your disrespectful ways and I will come after you. I'm not even being illogical. You are vermin in this world. I would be doing all sides a favor.
-Vincent Mordigen
P.S. I seriously have no problem's crushing you. You are neither witty nor powerful, and no one want's to hear you anymore.
well bardok i'm glad to have assisted, and i'm really glad you've grown to love the name I've given you, idiot.
i love you
TO DEATH !!!!!!!!
and i assure you it'll come ....violently.
oh and nectar can be easily taken out by a dispel all magic.
he's a weak lil fucker
....i have question open and its free if your a demon slayer or a star alliance member
sincerely
fann mordigan
p.s.i miss your fang flavored hugs rheylin,
but as always your insults are misplaced and uncalled for.
I'm not trying to make ilkana look bad, that's just seems to be her mission.
besides the reason why she is so effective at bad guy bashing is cause she thinks like one when she needs to...and when she doesn't need to. ya know when i look at it there's no way to make her look good without being dishonest or casting an illusion.
an all i have is vision.
Fann,
Thank you for assisting me in proving my point about you.
Bardok
Ilkanna,
I am too a demon slayer. Ask D. And why are you being so mean? Oh wait, right. You're Ilkanna. Just do us a favor and try not to make people hate you as much as fann is trying to.
Love,
Rhey
commander veriseus's real identity is "sign" or "U.B."
he went to school at the tower of sowdom
and general darklorth is the strongest general in the empire.
so kill em both and don't forget to gut the whores in charge.... but do it with love
!
hail reena
ya know bardoc is off the coast of jargon praying to spite right now
he has dark elf's guarding him .
mr. onaday wrote a question mark letter .
i'll tell you all more tomarrow!
hail reena
fann
oh dear ol' bardock,
priest of dick and mouth in a homo erotic fashion
i remember the good old days
when you and nectar an i ran amok on missions.
those were the days.
actually, day.
one day
a bad day as i recall
but i don't recall things often.
unless i have to.
speaking of things i have to do.
love.
and i have been doing what i would call an excellent job at dong just that .
i feel a certain amount of forgiveness is necessary in order to do so.
yet the priestess of reena wants me to kill myself.
maybe she takes her logic from bad jokes or bardocks teaching.
who knows.
in anycase.
all this wrath resentment idiotic grudge holding;
NOT MY FUCKING WATERMELON.
so in short
i love you all,
even the rude ones.
and i will show my love for all of you and this world
in the most productive way possible at the right moment.
and there will be peace
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
love always,
fann mordigan
p.s.
death's a bitch and so are you
Illkana,
Illkana.... fucking Illkana...What?
Love, Gnome
P.S. I hope you're not angry about the whole being a bodyguard and me unintentionally ditching out. If i remember correctly I was kinda ditched in the middle of Empire territory with Fann of all people and it turned out it wasn't even the real Fann. We'll have to talk sometime, as long as the whole "demonslayer" thing doesn't get in the way... They usually don't tend to...ummm.....how should i put this...... like me. Kinda like, well, everyone in your city. I'm like the black sheep in the butchers line, and that motherfucker is racist.
P.S.S. Don't worry if you think I'm pissed about the Star Alliance seeing me as expendable, I'm used to it.
Salvo turroks scavenger list
One belt. previously owned by a darkblade.Speculated to be in "the" box
One tournament prize. Previously owned by a champion and stripped away by a Alliance king.
One Sword. Mistakenly given to a divine being.
One Holy sword.Given to a cursed elven traitor who can no longer "see"
GNOME... go to abein speak to my embasitor he will bring you to me. as for your mage gem. i do not own it you gave it cerdiosly away as reparations for eating one of aebins citizens and on retrospection you realized it was wrong and in your good heart to componsate for being devoured you gave it to him.
Ilkana,
I do not know you, so I can not judge you. However, I don't even worship divinity and I recognize him as the death god. Regardless of people's feeling's about the situation, we have to look at the facts. Is Damian a god? Yes. What is the domain of which he controls? Death. As silly as it is, that is all it takes. Death's name does not make him a god. I'm not saying this is the case, but couldn't he have had some other name originally? I am just baffled why everyone doesn't accept him as the god. He is. You don't even have to worship him. I am a prime example. You can even try with all your might to change that, right now he is still the god. I don't usually write letter
like this. I feel an urge to explain this when its brought up though.
-Noctaire
Dear Gnome,
Come to the capitol and you will recieve all the restitution you require.....
- Preistess Baine to the most high Upsodul (Obsidel is how Gary spells it.)
1. Barriak- Damian is not the true Death God he is a fool. Death is the true Death God, and you are not a High Priest you are a joke. You are a High Priest only by name.
2. ???, Character, and UB- quit trying to mind fuck each other....
3. Rheyllin- YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING DEMON SLAYER!!!!!!!! Thank you for your support, but no... you are however allowed to re-petition if you like... :)
4. Dyre- You aren't going to think I am such a sweetheart when I stake your ass :D
5. Gnome.... *shakes head*.... fucking Gnome...
6. Fann- You need to go kill yourself so I don't have to do it for you, you damned Sect worshiper Aaaagh Baby drooled on me...
Love,
Ilkana
Salvo,
That kinda.... sounds like a terrible place. I think I'm all set.
Thanks anyways, Gnome
Gnome,
Inside of the blazing Zunn.
Salvo
OOC: Hand writing a bit different from Salvo's usual.
Salvo,
I'm one of the few people in this world that can’t read minds. Where is "here"? Because "here" never seems to be where I am...
Thanks for the insight, Gnome
Dear everyone who wants to kill all the animals.
Please don't, they are tasty. Not to mention when they're dead it takes all the fun out of it. And carrion just has an overall funny taste to it.
Love always,
Gnome.
Bariak,
Times are complicated. Many plans in session. Join me in the coliseum, with haste. I begin soon, and would like to see my brother again.
Noctaire
Nocnoc,
How have you been brother?
-The tails side
Fann,
When will you realize that you are the poor, sad joke of the world? No one takes you seriously and no one ever will. The gods don't care for a fickle being such as yourself. Give up hope, give up trying to insult people. You are a meer child, lost and confused in a world that frightens you. And there is one death god, Lord Damian. This "true death" that you mind-deformities refer to is long dead. Damian has the faith, the power and the position now, and defyng him will only lead you to death. But for you, I pray he has the pity to make it quick. It's not your fault your parents or adobted monkey dropped you on your head while you were a child.
Bariak, High Priest of the only God of death, Damian Spite
Dear Characher,
What the hell is this world coming to.
-???
P.S. This could be my last message.
Dear U.B.and Triple Q,
You two have some pretty intense names. But I have to say, on behalf of the demon slayers, that we wont just kill animals for the sake of killing animals. Thats kind of... cruel. And it would ruin the whole fung shui of the planet.
Oh and make sure you read every Arkendrosian I heard that they are interviewing that badass Rheyllin, the one who one the last Sabbath. Not the one that was canceled but the one that he won.
Well...
Signed,
<(''<)Mysterious (^''^) characher (>'')
Dear Unidentifiable Being, or just U.B.for short,
Yes, I have always been quite intuitive when trying to determine names. I get straight to the facts. You did not sign originally so I figured you were trying to give me a hint. A sort challenge to see who could figure the puzzle out first. I was actually about to use a vision to find you. I had almost opened a gate to the blood realm right next to you. That would have been horrifying. Luckily I got your amusing and quite intricate message. I even solved the riddle. You know? The one where you meant killing all of the humans as well. I missed that the first six or seven times.
Anyway, I look forward to the haunting. I am going to sleep now. Very vulnerable to any creature that thrives upon another being's dreams.
-?
P.S. I was kidding. I don't sleep.
P.S.S. Seriously.
Listen Triplicate Question Mark,
I was not talking to you. I was talking to Question Mark the other one who referred to everyone as little children. I am so sorry you don't have a purpose. We're cool. I wasn't saying a "fuck" word in your direction. I am sorry it is hardly in your vocabulary, because as first impressions go, I can infer you only use it in citations.
THIS I WILL TAKE THE BLAME FOR! It was, after all my off handed instigation of Question Mark that relayed you to defend... and defending properly with a quote that as you said has done nothing but degrade ourselves to the point of animals.
Speaking of animals, our conversation has already gotten the attention of one Reena worshiper.
If you distaste animals so much, you could perhaps find a real purpose in killing: all (animals.)
We could make a club of it.Team up with the Demon Slayers- back to back- They kill all the sentient races carnivorous to their collective kind and we could kill all the animals!
I only hope to help with a suggestion or two. If I think of anything else, I could certainly hit you up with some more ideas. I can only assume you had problems with greedy emotions and brainwashing. I am not too sure I am familiar with those things. most emotions I have ever known were usually passionate, but in the end no one ever got anything they wanted in the end. On the other hand, I don't think there is anything wrong with brainwashing.I mean, so long as they put it back after, in which case I am sure a clear head could with everyday life!
In the future Triplicate Question Mark, I would suggest if you are going to call a threat as a bluff, you should not speak so personally. This world has a lot of bad people in it. You wouldn't want them to get to know you.
-Sign
PS: It is not really not my name. It is what everyone who knows me calls me. All kidding aside, I am an Unidentifiable Being, though.I can't believe you guessed that!
Fann.. Stop wasting your time. That message neither made either me, not anyone who's name might rhyme with Mearfin, look unintelligent. Find me. You obviously did not grasp the fact that I don't give a shit.
you fagots will soon understand
your desire to sling mud without taking credit for it is idiotic.
and like fagots i shall set you abllaze to keep myself warm and to
scare away the lesser beasts.
like salvo
ha ha ha ha ha ha
just kidding.
please salvo.....don't take offense.
honestly...just kidding
any way
i see you question marks
i see your names and i will reveal them...
when i get around to it.
until then.
fuck the empire
hail the true death god
and praise Reena for making life worth frequent attempts at escaping death.
sincerely
fann mordigan
p.s. the friend society now offers our superior sight.
give me a 2000 gold and a question and I'll give you an answer and a smile
Dear Unidentifiable Being,
I have capitalized the above in the small chance that it is actually your name. Not to say that you were born that way, that would be ridiculous. You do however, seem like the sort of person who would find that "mysterious" sort of title to be "cool". Okay let's now realize, in case I sound foolish for writing that, that this is just a possibility. I did not want call you that if that was actually your name. You most likely deserve the capitalization of the first characters in your name Okay. Lets now be serious. Your silly little threat did not sound elegant. "Fuck" is hardly in my vocabulary, as I enjoy to be a bit proper. You may be a bit more foolish then you believe( and of course you will not see this, that is not the point).
Also, I am not sure you grasp the concept of rhyme. We have now both degraded our self's and each other to the point of animals. Actually quite disappointing.
Finally, Know this.. Do what you will. If you are not just one more wretched obstacle in this sick and twisted world that I can't over come.. There is nothing that could undo what I have done or make my life less worth living. This is the truth. I have only one reason to exist, and that is to try and find purpose. An actual purpose, not one brought to me by greedy emotion's or brainwashing. You could do nothing to me that would make an impact. You, like myself, like many things in this universe, are just weak and powerless.
Sincerely, ???
Dear Question Mark,
Shut the fuck up. I have been an unseen force far longer then anyone. If you really want to achieve obscurity, speak in rhyme as I often do. When the population finally can see, touch, smell and taste me, I will be able to be purchased by a pocket of gold on a store shelf. Inanimate. Immortal. Infinite.
Identify yourself, unless you wish me to do it for you. I will find you in your dreams.
Dyre.. Stop playing with the children..
-?
Bariak.. Your still alive. Hmm...
-Noctaire
February 1009AA
Gnome,
I'm not sure why you are wanted by the Dark Empire but I'm positive we can resolve this now. Come, work for me and my master, the God of Death, Damian Spite. You shall be truly rewarded for your services. And I honestly miss your company.
Bariak
December 1008 AA
Lt. Liam Blackcloak
Fester!
Sir Jack of the Death Knights
November 1008 AA
as you know b-52 was swarmed by the second army of costar. our current situatuion is right up your ally jump your ass over here and ill get you signed up as a "special merc" no gay suicide missions
To Lord Salvo Turrok The Conquistador,
I miss you!!! You all up and left me in the church and I haven't seen you in AGES!! If you need any help with any future... ... ... campaigns... you need to at LEAST let me tag along! Hope to hear from you soon!!!
The one and only,
Gnome the Undefeated Ghetto Shanker of B-52
dear gnome,
I'll pineapple slap your ass Johnson
insincerely love always fann mordigan
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dear victem,
i will capture you and your explosive friend
[signed] greysylvalisk
July-December 1008 AA
To the Dark Empire.
Know that you will be seeing more of me.
-Lt. Liam Blackcloak, Squire to the Knights of Arkendrose, Squire to the Knights of the Star, Demon Slayer, and public enemy 1 to the Dark Empire
Salvo?
Dude!! Traith is fucking awesome! You should have seen what happened after you left. It was badass. But yea, other then that....Heh, could you do me a favor? I kinda wanna go finish off my alchemy and after my little...purge... it seems i misplaced my mage gem so think you could help me out? If you could, that'd be awesome. Plus, this yellow tabbard is just....ick.
Peace!
-Gnome- (very much not under an ocean)
To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.
Still.
Love,
Gnome
P.S. I'd like to file a complain to human.... err.....reaper(and/or)gnome resources
P.S.S. Please leave me alone.
P.S.S.S. Except when telling me where to send my complain.
P.S.S.S.S Also I'd expect, as a upstanding Empire, that this request will be taken seriously and into account. Reparations are expected
Fann.
I really fucking hate you sometimes.
Love,
Gnome
Liam,
Sorry about that whole drag you off and bite you thing. I'm honestly really embarrassed. Like, thats usually something i only do with special girls and really wish you hadn't seen it. Um, can you not tell anyone what happened? It would be greatly appreciated.
Peace!
-Gnome-
P.S. Seriously, please don't tell anyone.....
June 1008 AA
Vazgar, I'm still not sure what you need me to do on this mission of yours...mail back
Drouger
April 1008 AA
Huuubbb Slubb,
Iub slub ulub wlubbbb.....
Plubbb
Glubbb
(at the bottom of a ocean)
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There is only 1 True Death God. There will forever be only 1 True Death God. That is Lord Damian Spite. Worshiping false death gods, dead death gods or imaginary death gods will only scorn the True Death God and plead for his wrath.
Let go of the false idea that anyone is going to take the position of Death God from Lord Damian. Never going to happen. All the devout and occasional worshipers of the late Death, I plead with you to see reason. Your worship will be much more appreciated by a living god, a real god.
Praise Lord Damian Spite. The one, True and Only Death god.
High Priest, Bariak Dor'Voxon
Hey my name is Illowaigh and I am a captive and I need help please come find me and you will recive my alligence! Oh and watch out because the star allience is also after me.......
To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.
Love,
Gnome....
Sprite Mail
Note: The Sprite Mail courier system has undergone some deficulty and will remain to do so until myspace works right. Sorry for the trouble.
November 1008 AA
To Lord Salvo Turrok The Conquistador,
I miss you!!! You all up and left me in the church and I haven't seen you in AGES!! If you need any help with any future... ... ... campaigns... you need to at LEAST let me tag along! Hope to hear from you soon!!!
The one and only,
Gnome the Undefeated Ghetto Shanker of B-52
dear gnome,
I'll pineapple slap your ass Johnson
insincerely love always fann mordigan
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dear victem,
i will capture you and your explosive friend
[signed] greysylvalisk
July-December 1008 AA
To the Dark Empire.
Know that you will be seeing more of me.
-Lt. Liam Blackcloak, Squire to the Knights of Arkendrose, Squire to the Knights of the Star, Demon Slayer, and public enemy 1 to the Dark Empire.
Salvo?
Dude!! Traith is fucking awesome! You should have seen what happened after you left. It was badass. But yea, other then that....Heh, could you do me a favor? I kinda wanna go finish off my alchemy and after my little...purge... it seems i misplaced my mage gem so think you could help me out? If you could, that'd be awesome. Plus, this yellow tabbard is just....ick.
Peace!
-Gnome- (very much not under an ocean)
To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.
Still.
Love,
Gnome
P.S. I'd like to file a complain to human.... err.....reaper(and/or)gnome resources
P.S.S. Please leave me alone.
P.S.S.S. Except when telling me where to send my complain.
P.S.S.S.S Also I'd expect, as a upstanding Empire, that this request will be taken seriously and into account. Reparations are expected.
Fann.
I really fucking hate you sometimes.
Love,
Gnome
Liam,
Sorry about that whole drag you off and bite you thing. I'm honestly really embarrassed. Like, thats usually something i only do with special girls and really wish you hadn't seen it. Um, can you not tell anyone what happened? It would be greatly appreciated.
Peace!
-Gnome-
P.S. Seriously, please don't tell anyone.
June 1008 AA
Vazgar, I'm still not sure what you need me to do on this mission of yours...mail back
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There is only 1 True Death God. There will forever be only 1 True Death God. That is Lord Damian Spite. Worshiping false death gods, dead death gods or imaginary death gods will only scorn the True Death God and plead for his wrath.
Let go of the false idea that anyone is going to take the position of Death God from Lord Damian. Never going to happen. All the devout and occasional worshipers of the late Death, I plead with you to see reason. Your worship will be much more appreciated by a living god, a real god.
Praise Lord Damian Spite. The one, True and Only Death god.
High Priest, Bariak Dor'Voxon
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Hey my name is Illowaigh and I am a captive and I need help please come find me and you will recive my alligence! Oh and watch out because the star allience is also after me...
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To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.
Love,
Gnome